What cereal mascots do you think you could make it out of an escape room with?

I’m bringing fucking three Tonys. They can take care of it. They can do the entire thing. I’m just gonna sit on a bench and watch.

If you could go skydiving anywhere in the world, where would you want to go?

I want to land in my hometown. If I could just land here then I’d be happy. I really like the idea of going skydiving. I’ve always been a height lover. Like I love rollercoasters.

Do you have a favorite roller coaster?

A few years ago I went to Canada’s Wonderland with my dad. Shoutout to my dad. But the tallest rollercoaster that they have there is my favorite. It’s called The Leviathan I think. It went up so high. 

What food do you think you could eat the most of? (by volume)

Definitely chips. I have a top 3 and any of those I could eat so many of. Lays Sour Cream is #1. Kettle Chip Original is #2. Then Ruffles All Dressed is #3. I don’t think they have it in the USA, but it's super popular up here. It’s a little bit spicy, a little bit tangy. It’s great.

If every animal was the size of a gorilla, which ones do you think you still have a chance of beating in a fight?

Just any lazy animal. Like a sloth. If a sloth was gorilla sized it would still act like a sloth. It would be too lazy to use its claws or anything so I think I could beat it.

If you could make any object into a car what would you want to drive?

Honestly a tower just to block everybody’s vision. Maybe CN Tower in Toronto.

What would have to happen for you to leave Earth?

If I get tired of my hometown. Then I’d probably leave. In this economy I’d rather go to space than anywhere else in the world.

What famous bear would you want to hang out with?

I’d hang out with Yogi so I can use him for his material goods. I’d be nice to him in the beginning but then I’d just be there for the picnics.

What animals would make the best roommates?

Probably a turtle. A turtle doesn’t do much. It’d basically just be like living in my own apartment. He wouldn’t use very many utilities. Help save on rent.

What thing from the internet has stuck in your head the most?

There’s been a song that's been consistently stuck in my head. It’s from a while ago but it goes like “I took a pill in Ibiza. To show Avicii I was cool.” It’s been consistently stuck in my head for years. Like I end up singing it at work everyday. 

If you never had to taste a flavor again what flavor would you get rid of?

Watermelon. Artificial watermelon is my least favorite flavor. I like actual watermelon but like any kind of watermelon lollipop I don’t like.

If you had a pet grizzly bear and a pet polar bear, what would you name them?

Bear 1 and Bear 2. No actually I would name one email and one goober. I’ve always liked the idea of a pet being named something virtual, so, email.

If you could choose to learn one language instantly which language would you want to learn?

Probably French so I could get some of the bilingual jobs that are here. There's a lot of bilingual jobs advertised around me and being able to speak french would help with that.

What artists do you think people reading this should check out?

Camping in Alaska, they’re so nice. I really like Awake but Still in Bed. Then the band Crying is really good.