If you could guarantee your success in creating any company what company would you make? 

I’d want to do something that's actually good for the world. I would probably do a tech company that makes devices that we don’t already have. Phones and computers and shit are cool and all, but I’m envisioning things that would just make mundane day to day things easier. It might sound silly as fuck, but some Wall-E shit. Just little robots that can help us do things we don't have time to do. 

If you were sold into the circus for whatever reason what would you want to do in the circus?

I’d fuck with being a clown honestly. Putting on the makeup and the funny clothes and just acting silly. I feel like that’d be very freeing. I wouldn’t have to care, I’d just have to be funny for people. Bring joy and make people laugh. I’d probably scare some people too which is also pretty fun, I’d definitely enjoy it. Then I’d go down the magic clown route. Being funny and being able to do magic. That’s fire.

What non-food item do you wish you could eat?

The only thing in recent memory that I would want to eat is Orbeez. I remember seeing them and thinking “those look pretty good.” But then I had a drink that had boba in it the other day, which is basically exactly what I thought eating Orbeez would be like and that satisfied that urge. Maybe those little rocks that go in fish tanks too.

Realistically how far do you think you could walk if you got $50 for every mile you walked?

I mean I get super tired from walking for like an hour but I feel like for $50 per mile I could do like 5 hours non-stop walking. If the average human walking speed is like 3 miles per hour that’s like $750 bucks. Like no matter what I’d have more money than I had so I’d probably just go until I got too tired. Wait, if I’m allowed to bring snacks and water then I’ll go for a full day. I’d be really tired by the end of the day but I could do it.

What animals do you think would make the best coworkers?

If the animal has human intelligence then definitely a monkey. Like they’re agile and can help out. Plus they’re as close to humans as we're gonna get. So really it's just another dude. If I made sure I wasn't doing anything to get him mad then he’d probably be super chill. I wouldn’t want like a gorilla or anything but like a Curious George type monkey. A little guy with a tail. I know he doesn’t have a tail, but he’s a chill guy.

If you had to make your way through a video game as the main character, which one do you think you could beat?

That’s hard because I don't want to choose one where he dies at the end or some shit. I think I’d want to be Master Chief honestly. If I was as souped up and as bad ass as he is… Like if I was born as Master Chief then I’d be fine. If I were transported into the Halo universe though, and like had to fight him, I’m dead.

What video game character do you think you could beat in a fight?

I don’t know if I could beat anyone I’m thinking of because they’re all super humans. I could probably beat Steve from Minecraft though. If it was just Steve and it was hand to hand combat I’d probably be able to wreck his shit. I can do somersaults and shit, he can’t.  

Say a wizard placed a curse on you that makes you immortal until you find bigfoot what would your plan be?

I’m going around the world and getting all the information I can for at least 10 years. Then I would track down his day to day walking patterns. Like when he wakes up. Where he goes first, things like that. Then I put out 3 bear traps under the dirt, with like a blanket under it so he falls into it. Then I’d get a couple of tools and hire a couple of people so that if he tries fighting back I’d be safe…

You don’t need to kill him to break the curse, you just need to find him

Well, I would want to kill him. I want to make sure nothing else can be pulled on me by the wizard. I want bigfoot to be gone.

What do you want to have named after you when you die?

I’d want something that's kind of common for people to be memorialized on but in a meaningful place. Like a park bench at the first park I ever played at. That’s something that’s just super meaningful. So like a park bench or the street I grew up on or something like that.

What's something you think you’d be good at even though you have no prior experience?

Airsoft. I’ve never done airsoft but when I was younger I loved the idea of it because it was just a real life first person shooter. I’d like to say I’m a very naturally strategic person and the idea of it just seems right up my alley. I was also obsessed with Nerf gun battles when I was a kid and that’s just like the adult version of that.

What artists do you think people reading this should check out?

valetical, who is like my best friend, love her. Also crusey and girlsynth. My friends akkiro, xaev, zayok. People need to tap in with zayok. More people definitely need to check out san and carbine. san especially is super underrated. There's so many awesome people it’s hard to narrow it down. Last I’ll shoutout h3artch3rades, who’s a super great guy. Amazing singer.